There's some buzz going around about the John and Kate boo-chee-chay, and rightfully so. I am still scarred by that torpedo belly from the opening sequence. But listen, those parents pretty much gave their children the Kiss of Death by signing up for a reality show taped in their house--- I dont even care if its on TLC.

Remember these guys???





OR THESE:



Comon, Kate. You made a deal with the devil (Joe Simpson).