why did I ever stop wearing purple eyeliner?

I went through this "stage" in 8ish/9th grade where I didn't know much about makeup but I just wanted my eyelids to be all glittery. I did a bunch of whack stuff, like putting glittery Bonne Belle lip gloss on my eyes in the ratty upstairs bathroom in NCH. Well, I'm pretty sure that bathroom has been bulldozed along with the rest of that wing of my adolescence, but I sure wish I had some purple eyeliner to wear to work tomorrow. Tell S. that shit is straight trendy.

Tbone and I saw Funny People tonight and Leslie Mann rocked some purple eyeliner. Not in this pic, but in the movie. Go see it, I mean, if you wanna laugh about boys having balls.