Once upon a time there was a man whose only wish was to dress up his tiny puppy in silly costumes. He dreamed of a tiny life jacket with a handle that he could parade his dog around in at pools and laugh and laugh at. Lucky for the man he had a WONDERFUL WIFE who searched high and far for the tiniest life jacket a doggy has ever worn. And she gave it to the man as a surprise.
He was so happy.
The puppy was a natural! He swam faster than the man could run in the water. The man was so proud of his puppy that he bragged and bragged and now refers to the dog as his son. The wife was very pleased with herself, and her little family.