I've weighed all my options to age myself (start smoking, tanning bed, act ignorant about technology-- "What are all these kids twittering each other about?") but none have done any good. I'm just going to keep channeling the movie therapists that I look up to, such as Meryl Streep in Prime.
Pashmina, chunky jewelry, glasses, awkward short hairstyle, horrified look. I can do all of these things! :/
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for one, you should stop hanging up magazine cutouts of robert pattinson at your cubicle.
have you tried sneaking drinks, but kind of ostentatiously?
This is Brilliant.
jonathan- I am Team JACOB!
I think Rico can make that happen.
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